I’ve been at my job about six months, and I still don’t know where the closest vending machines are (and no desire to find out!)

I regularly troll check out the break room around 1 p.m., because that is where people put the food left over from lunch meetings.  This week alone I found some rice with a delicious spicy green sauce yesterday (there was also some meat, but I passed), a piece of bread Tuesday, a nice salad Monday, and some cake another day!  They make nice bonuses to the afternoon, and I have to eat less of my food for lunch or dinner.  This week was extremely fruitful, there usually is much less food, sometimes none for a whole week.   I might be able to score more if I patrolled more than one floor, but that just seems greedy!

Anyway, today I discovered someone put an entire box of candy in there, selling for $1 for a fund raiser!  If I’m going to pay $1 for chocolate, I’m not buying M&M’s!  (I like to get those nice bars on the “impulse buy” stand next to the checkout at Trader Joe’s for $2.)  Why must they taunt me?